Which legendary boozer was kicked out of Spearmint Rhino for feeling up the dancers? Who was the football star who invited Jessica to take part in a threesome on a yacht in Monte Carlo? What strange sexual practice involving ice lolly containers particularly appeals to a certain English popstar? Showbiz writer and ex-Daily Mirrorcolumnist Jessica Callan takes us behind the scenes of Celebsville, deep into the heart of the indignities, the lies and the dodgy deals. In this slick and terribly indiscreet memoir, she lifts the lid on what celebrities get up to at those after show parties, how PRs really operate and to what ends she goes to obtain huge tabloid scoops.